EARLY TO RISE???!!!

Think twice before you plan to become an early riser. Do you know why? I’ll make that clear with a story…
Once, a fisherman woke up very early in the morning. It was impossible to go for fishing in the darkness. He found a sack full of pebbles near the river & began tossing them one by one into the deep river. When he had only one tiny stone left, the 1^st ray of sun pierced through the horizon… and he was shocked to see that the pebble he was holding was actually a diamond! He realized that he has thrown a sack full of diamonds into the river!!!
Now a question to early risers: What is the advantage of getting up early?
When we wake up early, we get a feeling that there is a lot of time to spend. We slowly sip a cup of coffee (remember: beverages like coffee aren’t very good for health) & takes a lot of time to read newspaper. All the morning routines are carried out in a slow pace. It’s a sheer waste of time. Also, sometimes, if you happen to sleep late due to any reason, getting up early makes you tired and exhausted.
Let us now look at few of the very many advantages of getting up late…
How nice it feels to snuggle beneath the cozy blankets! Cuddled up in the bed, you can dream of all the things you are, in normal cases, never going to do in your real life….for example, becoming the chairman of Microsoft like Mr. Bill Gates, walking on moon like Neil Armstrong, kissing Grand Slam trophy like Roger Federer, floating in outer space like Sunita Williams, dating with superstars, slapping our enemies…...
Some early birds claim that we get more concentration to study during early morning hours. I can’t understand how that’s possible. Early morning is the time when even the slightest sounds cause great disturbances. How can these people study then?
Finally to the early risers…Pardon me, did I hear you say
EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM? Let me ask you back…
Whom does the early bird catch first? Of course, the early worms!
So pass this precious article to all the worms you know so that they may live longer.
PROUD TO WAKE UP LATE!!!
LONG LIVE LATE WORMS……!!!!!!


The Tail End:
My mom and teachers used to say, “Early to bed and early to rise makes Johnny healthy, wealthy and wise”. (I’m not sure whether the name of that stupid guy in this proverb is Johnny, but that’s not what matters. There will always be one perfect person in our class or neighbourhood, whom our parents set as role model for us, and they want us to be like those nerds!)
From the day I remember, mom always forced me to go to bed early and get up early. But I always went to bed late and got up late. Lately I have compromised in between these both. Now,
I GO TO BED EARLY AND GET UP LATE!


Peace. Serenity. Solace.

A SWEET DREAM & THAT UNFORGETTABLE MICROSCOPE

“…Differential Interference Contrast Microscope is useful for studying unstained living cells. In these microscopes, the light ray......”our dear Zoology sir droned in the class. I stifled a yawn which reminded me of the lion shown quite frequently in Animal Planet. A laugh bubbled in my throat. Sitting in the open end of the third row, I started dozing. Suddenly I was about to fall down. But my partner caught hold of my arm. I looked around. Some students were giggling at me. Again and again I cursed myself for that stupid habit I had-wherever I am, whatever I do, I start dozing at around 2 o’clock, afternoon. Many a times I had tried to control my addiction but in vain.

“…these microscopes are used to find out the dry
weight of macromolecules like…”our sir continued. Again I found my eyelids
dropping. I started dreaming. The dream goes like this- one morning, when I woke up, my mom came to me with a letter. I opened it and to my surprise, it read that I’ve won in a contest and I will get a chance to meet my favourite actress! I was so thrilled but my parents were least interested. Moreover, they started scolding me for taking part in such silly contests. I wondered why parents and teachers don’t find any joy in such things. They are spoil sports… “……my dear child, wake up. The bell will be off in 5 minutes.” Teacher’s voice penetrated my consciousness. I rubbed my eyes and once again looked around only to find out that all the students of that class, even the boys, who were sitting in the front rows, were turning around and laughing at me. Our Zoology sir (who also happens to be one of the most handsome, witty, intelligent and best teachers we had) standing besides, staring at me. Alas! I was back to the same old Biology class. “After all, our ‘Sleeping Beauty’ is back with us now”, the teacher said sarcastically. The class roared with laughter.
“Which film star were you dreaming of?”
“Sir, how did you understand that I was thinking of a film star?”
“See children, I too have passed through your age. Moreover I have two younger sisters like you. So I can understand your psychology very quickly.”
Now I had a point to prove... That I wasn't fully asleep and that he is wrong!
“Sir, just a few moments back, you said that Differential Interference Contrast Microscopes are used to find out the dry weight of macromolecules...”
“Oh! So you weren’t entirely asleep”
“Can you explain how a mere microscope can be used to measure the dry weight?”
Our Zoology sir never liked the students asking doubts to him. He bashes them out with his tongue. So nobody in our class (except yours truly) had guts to ask him doubts.
“Hey child, you always ask such tricky doubts. Are you trying to measure the depth of my knowledge in the subject?”
“I’m sorry sir, I didn’t mean to……I just...couldn’t imagine how a microscope can be used to measure weight......That’s why……”
“Again onwards don’t come to me with such stupid doubts. Now sit down and listen to what is being taught.”
“But sirrr ......”
“Not another word should pour down from your bloody mouth. The whole class is disturbed just because of your "dry weight", he roared.
“Einstein too had to face such a situation. His tutors tried to suppress his doubts and imaginations, but at last he emerged victorious” I murmured while subsiding.
“His teachers couldn’t suppress Einstein, but I can and I should suppress you, at least for the sake of the entire class…” Then he continued his class.
Slowly I sat down, cursing this injustice taking place in this world. “We, the students, are the future promises of India. If this is the approach of elders to these tender buds, how will our country develop?” I fumed  inside. Tried really hard to concentrate in the class,

but soon I found myself wandering back to my 'Favourite Actress'............!!!!