EARLY TO RISE???!!!

Think twice before you plan to become an early riser. Do you know why? I’ll make that clear with a story…
Once, a fisherman woke up very early in the morning. It was impossible to go for fishing in the darkness. He found a sack full of pebbles near the river & began tossing them one by one into the deep river. When he had only one tiny stone left, the 1^st ray of sun pierced through the horizon… and he was shocked to see that the pebble he was holding was actually a diamond! He realized that he has thrown a sack full of diamonds into the river!!!
Now a question to early risers: What is the advantage of getting up early?
When we wake up early, we get a feeling that there is a lot of time to spend. We slowly sip a cup of coffee (remember: beverages like coffee aren’t very good for health) & takes a lot of time to read newspaper. All the morning routines are carried out in a slow pace. It’s a sheer waste of time. Also, sometimes, if you happen to sleep late due to any reason, getting up early makes you tired and exhausted.
Let us now look at few of the very many advantages of getting up late…
How nice it feels to snuggle beneath the cozy blankets! Cuddled up in the bed, you can dream of all the things you are, in normal cases, never going to do in your real life….for example, becoming the chairman of Microsoft like Mr. Bill Gates, walking on moon like Neil Armstrong, kissing Grand Slam trophy like Roger Federer, floating in outer space like Sunita Williams, dating with superstars, slapping our enemies…...
Some early birds claim that we get more concentration to study during early morning hours. I can’t understand how that’s possible. Early morning is the time when even the slightest sounds cause great disturbances. How can these people study then?
Finally to the early risers…Pardon me, did I hear you say
EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM? Let me ask you back…
Whom does the early bird catch first? Of course, the early worms!
So pass this precious article to all the worms you know so that they may live longer.
PROUD TO WAKE UP LATE!!!
LONG LIVE LATE WORMS……!!!!!!


The Tail End:
My mom and teachers used to say, “Early to bed and early to rise makes Johnny healthy, wealthy and wise”. (I’m not sure whether the name of that stupid guy in this proverb is Johnny, but that’s not what matters. There will always be one perfect person in our class or neighbourhood, whom our parents set as role model for us, and they want us to be like those nerds!)
From the day I remember, mom always forced me to go to bed early and get up early. But I always went to bed late and got up late. Lately I have compromised in between these both. Now,
I GO TO BED EARLY AND GET UP LATE!


Peace. Serenity. Solace.